meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

expllcit:

countsassula:

i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

it’s in words

My first love poem

scarredy-cat:

I want you to fart next to me
I want you to fart while we are sitting on the couch watching the x files together
I want you to fart on me
Then, I want you to tell me to fart on you
After we have farted on and around each other I want you to kiss me like we never farted or that we have just…

angelus80:

lazysmirk:

vittyyluvscookies:

thriftlessvoyage:

brotoro:

alexturnermilk:

kyuubified:

awwnutbunnies:

shinukinomi:

So apparently no one should ever buy sugarless Haribo gummy bears

Fun fact: I once bought sugar free gummy bears. 
This is exactly what happened

Petition for Youtubers to start doing the “Sugarless Gummy Bear Challenge”

FINALLY I FIND THIS SO I CAN SHOW THE WORLD THIS HAS TO BE SEEN

my cousins ate a bunch of these once and got sick as hell
my mom told me it’s because they ate too much candy
now i know it was a LIE

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT WHAT WAS ESSENTIALLY A POOP JOKE

HOLY SHIT

Jan 10th, 2014. We did this in the ER because everyone who works in the ER is 6 yrs old. It takes about 2-3 hrs before you begin to feel like you are straight up going to shit your pants. I was on the toilet for an hour. Then I tried to take a shower. I shat myself in the shower. 
It was the funniest thing I will ever fucking do.
It only takes a handful.
Do not do it.

Youtubers React To: !! :)
Zoom Info
angelus80:

lazysmirk:

vittyyluvscookies:

thriftlessvoyage:

brotoro:

alexturnermilk:

kyuubified:

awwnutbunnies:

shinukinomi:

So apparently no one should ever buy sugarless Haribo gummy bears

Fun fact: I once bought sugar free gummy bears. 
This is exactly what happened

Petition for Youtubers to start doing the “Sugarless Gummy Bear Challenge”

FINALLY I FIND THIS SO I CAN SHOW THE WORLD THIS HAS TO BE SEEN

my cousins ate a bunch of these once and got sick as hell
my mom told me it’s because they ate too much candy
now i know it was a LIE

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT WHAT WAS ESSENTIALLY A POOP JOKE

HOLY SHIT

Jan 10th, 2014. We did this in the ER because everyone who works in the ER is 6 yrs old. It takes about 2-3 hrs before you begin to feel like you are straight up going to shit your pants. I was on the toilet for an hour. Then I tried to take a shower. I shat myself in the shower. 
It was the funniest thing I will ever fucking do.
It only takes a handful.
Do not do it.

Youtubers React To: !! :)
Zoom Info
angelus80:

lazysmirk:

vittyyluvscookies:

thriftlessvoyage:

brotoro:

alexturnermilk:

kyuubified:

awwnutbunnies:

shinukinomi:

So apparently no one should ever buy sugarless Haribo gummy bears

Fun fact: I once bought sugar free gummy bears. 
This is exactly what happened

Petition for Youtubers to start doing the “Sugarless Gummy Bear Challenge”

FINALLY I FIND THIS SO I CAN SHOW THE WORLD THIS HAS TO BE SEEN

my cousins ate a bunch of these once and got sick as hell
my mom told me it’s because they ate too much candy
now i know it was a LIE

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT WHAT WAS ESSENTIALLY A POOP JOKE

HOLY SHIT

Jan 10th, 2014. We did this in the ER because everyone who works in the ER is 6 yrs old. It takes about 2-3 hrs before you begin to feel like you are straight up going to shit your pants. I was on the toilet for an hour. Then I tried to take a shower. I shat myself in the shower. 
It was the funniest thing I will ever fucking do.
It only takes a handful.
Do not do it.

Youtubers React To: !! :)
Zoom Info
angelus80:

lazysmirk:

vittyyluvscookies:

thriftlessvoyage:

brotoro:

alexturnermilk:

kyuubified:

awwnutbunnies:

shinukinomi:

So apparently no one should ever buy sugarless Haribo gummy bears

Fun fact: I once bought sugar free gummy bears. 
This is exactly what happened

Petition for Youtubers to start doing the “Sugarless Gummy Bear Challenge”

FINALLY I FIND THIS SO I CAN SHOW THE WORLD THIS HAS TO BE SEEN

my cousins ate a bunch of these once and got sick as hell
my mom told me it’s because they ate too much candy
now i know it was a LIE

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT WHAT WAS ESSENTIALLY A POOP JOKE

HOLY SHIT

Jan 10th, 2014. We did this in the ER because everyone who works in the ER is 6 yrs old. It takes about 2-3 hrs before you begin to feel like you are straight up going to shit your pants. I was on the toilet for an hour. Then I tried to take a shower. I shat myself in the shower. 
It was the funniest thing I will ever fucking do.
It only takes a handful.
Do not do it.

Youtubers React To: !! :)
Zoom Info
angelus80:

lazysmirk:

vittyyluvscookies:

thriftlessvoyage:

brotoro:

alexturnermilk:

kyuubified:

awwnutbunnies:

shinukinomi:

So apparently no one should ever buy sugarless Haribo gummy bears

Fun fact: I once bought sugar free gummy bears. 
This is exactly what happened

Petition for Youtubers to start doing the “Sugarless Gummy Bear Challenge”

FINALLY I FIND THIS SO I CAN SHOW THE WORLD THIS HAS TO BE SEEN

my cousins ate a bunch of these once and got sick as hell
my mom told me it’s because they ate too much candy
now i know it was a LIE

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT WHAT WAS ESSENTIALLY A POOP JOKE

HOLY SHIT

Jan 10th, 2014. We did this in the ER because everyone who works in the ER is 6 yrs old. It takes about 2-3 hrs before you begin to feel like you are straight up going to shit your pants. I was on the toilet for an hour. Then I tried to take a shower. I shat myself in the shower. 
It was the funniest thing I will ever fucking do.
It only takes a handful.
Do not do it.

Youtubers React To: !! :)
Zoom Info
angelus80:

lazysmirk:

vittyyluvscookies:

thriftlessvoyage:

brotoro:

alexturnermilk:

kyuubified:

awwnutbunnies:

shinukinomi:

So apparently no one should ever buy sugarless Haribo gummy bears

Fun fact: I once bought sugar free gummy bears. 
This is exactly what happened

Petition for Youtubers to start doing the “Sugarless Gummy Bear Challenge”

FINALLY I FIND THIS SO I CAN SHOW THE WORLD THIS HAS TO BE SEEN

my cousins ate a bunch of these once and got sick as hell
my mom told me it’s because they ate too much candy
now i know it was a LIE

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT WHAT WAS ESSENTIALLY A POOP JOKE

HOLY SHIT

Jan 10th, 2014. We did this in the ER because everyone who works in the ER is 6 yrs old. It takes about 2-3 hrs before you begin to feel like you are straight up going to shit your pants. I was on the toilet for an hour. Then I tried to take a shower. I shat myself in the shower. 
It was the funniest thing I will ever fucking do.
It only takes a handful.
Do not do it.

Youtubers React To: !! :)
Zoom Info

angelus80:

lazysmirk:

vittyyluvscookies:

thriftlessvoyage:

brotoro:

alexturnermilk:

kyuubified:

awwnutbunnies:

shinukinomi:

So apparently no one should ever buy sugarless Haribo gummy bears

Fun fact: I once bought sugar free gummy bears. 

This is exactly what happened

Petition for Youtubers to start doing the “Sugarless Gummy Bear Challenge”

FINALLY I FIND THIS SO I CAN SHOW THE WORLD THIS HAS TO BE SEEN

my cousins ate a bunch of these once and got sick as hell

my mom told me it’s because they ate too much candy

now i know it was a LIE

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT WHAT WAS ESSENTIALLY A POOP JOKE

HOLY SHIT

Jan 10th, 2014. We did this in the ER because everyone who works in the ER is 6 yrs old. It takes about 2-3 hrs before you begin to feel like you are straight up going to shit your pants. I was on the toilet for an hour. Then I tried to take a shower. I shat myself in the shower. 

It was the funniest thing I will ever fucking do.

It only takes a handful.

Do not do it.

Youtubers React To: !! :)

icybluepenguin:

ophelia-tagloff:

larouau12:

allthatandasideoftom:

ophelia-tagloff:

allthatandasideoftom:

smittentomkitten:

allthatandasideoftom:

angelica-aswald:

russian-hiddlestoner:

WAIT

WAIT YOOOOOO WHAT??

Nope…oh god…nope …what…nope…
i dont think any gif will sum up my brain right now…
smittentomkitten larouau12 clojury ophelia-tagloff…tag please tag teh other slores smittentomkitten….i cant

Fucking excuse ME?????  
FEELY.  Again.  WHAT did I say last night.ophelia-tagloff lokiwholockfactory allthatandasideoftom
laterovaries - Three words.  Naked Thomas Sharpe.

http://britishfilth.tumblr.com/post/80087187433/masturbation-moans-occasionally-some-people

Oh. This ^. Yes.

he hee…great minds huh ophelia-tagloff

Actually crying. Not laughing-crying, but overwhelmed-with-feels-crying. 
Butt-naked? I. am. going. to. die.

^^
You know when larouau12 gets like this, shit has just gotten real.

naked.  naked.  also, butt.  butt-naked.  I cannot words right now.  because butt.

icybluepenguin:

ophelia-tagloff:

larouau12:

allthatandasideoftom:

ophelia-tagloff:

allthatandasideoftom:

smittentomkitten:

allthatandasideoftom:

angelica-aswald:

russian-hiddlestoner:

WAIT

WAIT YOOOOOO WHAT??

Nope…oh god…nope …what…nope…

i dont think any gif will sum up my brain right now…

smittentomkitten larouau12 clojury ophelia-tagloff…tag please tag teh other slores smittentomkitten….i cant

Fucking excuse ME?????  

FEELY.  Again.  WHAT did I say last night.
ophelia-tagloff lokiwholockfactory allthatandasideoftom

laterovaries - Three words.  Naked Thomas Sharpe.

http://britishfilth.tumblr.com/post/80087187433/masturbation-moans-occasionally-some-people

Oh. This ^. Yes.

he hee…great minds huh ophelia-tagloff

Actually crying. Not laughing-crying, but overwhelmed-with-feels-crying. 

Butt-naked? I. am. going. to. die.

^^ You know when larouau12 gets like this, shit has just gotten real.

naked. naked. also, butt. butt-naked. I cannot words right now. because butt.